1. *yip yap yap*
Are those really Dior?
2. *yip yip yip*
I think I broke a nail.
3. *yip bark yap*
That mixer last night was totally rad.
4. *bark bark*
That tangerine-mauve combination is absolutely heinous!
5. *bark yap yap*
She totally deserved to win The Bachelor.
6. *yap yip bark*
Does this dress make my butt look big?
7. *yap yap*
She’s trapped at the Old Valley Mall!
Ohmigod! I totally heard that Warner is going to propose to Elle tonight and I’m so excited I could cry!
(written by Robin Dickey)