As told by the salon cashier, pictured at left.
(And mind you, these are only the top five.)
1. Every time I steal money from the cash register, she threatens to get her new, fancy lawyer friend, Elle, involved.
2. She refuses to play any music that isn’t Irish in the salon, despite countless customer complaints.
3. Her Instagram account, @DogFoodIntheAir, is doing annoyingly well and she brags about it daily.
4. Every time the UPS guy comes in, we fall a half hour behind schedule waiting for her heart rate to go down.
5. If I receive one more Snapchat of her and Rufus face swapping, I’m going to rip out my extensions and use them to choke myself.
(written by Allison Rubenstein)